Fitting that the firs joke on an article about Eric Ebron was a bit of a reach.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Watching Giannis on/off the court is one of the few things that still inspires joy without caveats to the unguarded, non-cynical side of me. Truly, he is a freak in that regard.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

After the camera stopped rolling, Bevin turned to his boss and asked, “How was that? Was it just as you wanted?”