Zimmer talks the talk. And he walks the walk.

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

All in favor of letting Lomax transfer?

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

“Reich was one of three candidates reportedly interviewed by Colts GM Chris Ballard after McDaniels turned them down.”

Here’s a joke! White guys from New England are smart and funny.

I have spent the last 90 hours of my life not doing much but soaking in the media about my favorite sportsball team - all the “this is for grandpa” articles, all the cell phone videos of the locker room, just watched Jason Kelce gloriously fly out of his fucking gourd on national television. I’m asking my parents to…

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

This flowchart, courtesy of the personal finance reddit wiki. 22 year old me needed this fresh out of college., hopefully, some other young buck can take a look at it and use it wisely.

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Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

If anything, his style is a form of socialism. He would get top recruits, any of which could have been “the man” at another school, and got them to give up their own personal statistics for the good of the team. Also, nobody was paid and he made millions. Wait, that’s communism. My bad.