I pray for the day when parents of gay and trans kids feel comfortable enough to have The Talks with them too - and for the world that doesn’t require them, of course.

White people are fragile and annoying. I’d include myself in that pot too, as I got the cops called on me for a minor noise complaint and I was simply AGHAST (stamps tiny white foot). For some reason having literally everything isn’t enough - they must have ALL history, ALL politics, ALL advertising - no one may…

THIS IS A MAN DREAM IT MAKE NO SENSE

He’s too emotional to be a King.

Who said he was the only one? Do you mind if we deal with them one at a time? Give us a list and we’ll go after the others too.

Of course he is. Dave Chapelle is awful. Someday the truth will come to light.

This is just astonishing - and the surgical way they go about these plans, always attacking groups that other disenfranchised groups won’t care about, is frightening. Who cares about dirty immigrants? Who cares about Muslims coming back from expensive holidays? Who cares about elite libruls going to their fancy…

A colonialism is good for the world argument? I’m out.

Porky’s II. Not the good one.

As long as they don’t miss the point: all of the ‘80s movies we love had one unifying theme, which was that sure you are stuck in your shitty small Illinois town right now but some day you will get the fuck out of there, do what you want, and life will fucking rock. They made my every minute of hell in Sterling…

It’s a political world - ALL things are political. Get used to it, snowflake.

Okay, but would it kill you to smile?

This east coast gene pool is disturbing.

I read that paragraph four times - you know it IS possible to write yourself right out of context, mostly when trying to be cool.

That is fucking depressing.

Very sorry this free web site that asks literally nothing of you doesn’t meet your needs or standards.

Oh come on, if you love Madonna at all (and I do, madly), then you’ve accepted her whole “I am WAY too up my own ass” thing a looooooong time ago.

oh for fuck’s sake with the flowers and the ocean

I mean, we super can, but fun for you.

I once got up from balling this dude and it looked like we’d rolled around in chocolate pudding.