Straight people, I swear to god.....

Rarely do you come in at sea level.

Nobody “deserves” to die of their own mistake. She died in pain and fear, if that makes you feel more righteous.

When doing a thing, especially in another country, pay attention to the locals - who all were running down the beach when the engines started.

HA HA no.

That is NOT fucking true. Who are all of these fucking liars here? Jesus Christ.

Holy. Shit.

Yeah, well that guy just came in his pants SO hard after reading this.

What? What? ......I mean, what?

People chase off racists all the time, they just don’t record it. We were in freaking Macy’s yesterday and a woman started getting shitty with “this Mexican” in line and three or four of us told her to take a hike.

I am not defending anything her husband did - it was outside their agreed-on arrangement and she has the right to be hurt by that - but I do wonder if we didn’t keep teaching people that adultery was THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD if they’d be able to get over it. What happened here? Her husband kissed another woman. …

I don’t want to shock you but MILLIONS of people do that very thing for their entire careers. It’s the rare person who gets paid making videos, and if you hate it cool, quit, but don’t expect me to go WOW YOU ARE SO SPECIAL. Nope, you gave up a paying gig, hope you have another.

If it passed that many courts, then it’s perfectly legal. Sorry you don’t “like” it, but that’s when you move.

When what happens? It’s been a year. Even in early 19th century New York society you were only required to wear black for 6 months.

There’s a loooooooooooong tradition of clubs where players jerk each other off in the shower - rarely is it gay (though even if it was, who cares); there is many a rugby club with pics of the players with each others’ dicks in their mouths in the club albums. The States are much more hung up about such things, but…

The only thing I can remotely stand about Ivanka, and it is verrrrrry remote, is that she dresses correctly for occasions and more often than not plays it down (that spacesuit re-entry dress notwithstanding). Unlike a certain Third Lady who can’t stop dressing in of-the-moment couture, which looks constantly…

It fills me with joy that you thought I was Canadian. But yeah, I was more making a joke about accents than actual geo-ethnicity, but in any rate, you’re correct. Cheefully withdrawn.

But you might have been joking. Shrug.

Actually from Ireland here, wanker.

“I’m a limey brit, wot wot!”