If this was the ‘80s, Becky, Becky’s Crew, Becky’s FORMER Crew, and her current bisexual lover would all have made response tracks, then diss tracks on Becky, who would have responded with a remix, and then a group she was kicked out of redoing her song. Citation: The Real Roxanne.

It’s a very good thing that neither my husband nor myself make music, sparing you the ALBUMS of our bullshit fighting.

I swear to you by all that is holy that the music is THE worst part. It was like some studio suit went “Hey what if Ferris Bueller was Rain Man but also Star Lord?”

I’m so glad we could have a discussion about a person’s personal taste factors rather than the actual fucking movie.

I don’t usually go out of my way to slam movies - I figure it’s a matter of personal taste so why bother - but this movie was so aggressively bad that I feel honor bound to warn people. It’s just SO UP ITS OWN ASS it can’t be a movie for two seconds. Plot threads don’t play out; characters are alllllll over the…

No. God no. Fuck no. Brad Pitt was the angel we didn’t deserve, and he arrived in Gina Davis’ bed at just the moment we needed him. How dare you.

oh..... my....GOD THEN FUCK THIS SHOW ENTIRELY IF THERE IS NOT A VAGINA THROUGH WHICH TO PASS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND PLOT PACING

“Aw-STAN-sup-bubbly, AHHHshole.”

Find me a fine Bostonian who can say “ostensibly” and I’m with you.

I would entirely shit myself if a bus sized sea creature casually surfaced right next to my very tiny bro boat.

So THAT is the fabled swimsuit issue? Never saw one before - and the whole thing is super gross.

She might have forgiven him, but she DAMN well will never forget.

It’s not a skin color. It’s an ethnicity. Just as flouncing around with a limp wrist does not make you gay, nor does putting an entire army of dicks up your ass - neither does making your skin dark make you a black woman.

She snatched that kid away from him exactly like a person who just realized who they are married to.

I don’t understand people and their crazy weddings at all. It’s not a carnival, it’s a thing, a thing you decided to invite people to attend - no part of that needs to be forcing them to do shit for you, to you, at you, around you, etc. We had 70 guests at our wedding. Informal. Everybody pigged out and got drunk.…

Leslie, the Internet had JUST calmed down about you. Don’t give it any ideas.

Unless they have strings on their arms and mind control rays, guess who is still a functioning adult?

I guess I’d like to say that if two drunk people fuck and then later cant remember it/regret it, then nobody. Unless a producer suddenly flies into the room screaming about consent.

This is gross. It’s just gross. They’re being used as a distraction from the investigations and any attempt to normalize what is clearly NOT a normally functioning family is just insulting. I dread the summer long “Melania adds a new style to the White House!” crap, along with “Oh golly, look at Trump play pall in…

Our genitals are exterior and extremely heat sensitive - our balls move around literally of their own accord and the penis is shrinking and expanding due to all kinds of things. Having your legs spread wide open is ridiculous, but some of the pics you use as examples are perfectly legit. We have sympathy for your…