That is fucking depressing.

Very sorry this free web site that asks literally nothing of you doesn’t meet your needs or standards.

Oh come on, if you love Madonna at all (and I do, madly), then you’ve accepted her whole “I am WAY too up my own ass” thing a looooooong time ago.

oh for fuck’s sake with the flowers and the ocean

I mean, we super can, but fun for you.

I once got up from balling this dude and it looked like we’d rolled around in chocolate pudding.

Straight people, I swear to god.....

Rarely do you come in at sea level.

Nobody “deserves” to die of their own mistake. She died in pain and fear, if that makes you feel more righteous.

When doing a thing, especially in another country, pay attention to the locals - who all were running down the beach when the engines started.

HA HA no.

That is NOT fucking true. Who are all of these fucking liars here? Jesus Christ.

Holy. Shit.

Yeah, well that guy just came in his pants SO hard after reading this.

What? What? ......I mean, what?

People chase off racists all the time, they just don’t record it. We were in freaking Macy’s yesterday and a woman started getting shitty with “this Mexican” in line and three or four of us told her to take a hike.

I am not defending anything her husband did - it was outside their agreed-on arrangement and she has the right to be hurt by that - but I do wonder if we didn’t keep teaching people that adultery was THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD if they’d be able to get over it. What happened here? Her husband kissed another woman. …

I don’t want to shock you but MILLIONS of people do that very thing for their entire careers. It’s the rare person who gets paid making videos, and if you hate it cool, quit, but don’t expect me to go WOW YOU ARE SO SPECIAL. Nope, you gave up a paying gig, hope you have another.

If it passed that many courts, then it’s perfectly legal. Sorry you don’t “like” it, but that’s when you move.

When what happens? It’s been a year. Even in early 19th century New York society you were only required to wear black for 6 months.