There’s a loooooooooooong tradition of clubs where players jerk each other off in the shower - rarely is it gay (though even if it was, who cares); there is many a rugby club with pics of the players with each others’ dicks in their mouths in the club albums. The States are much more hung up about such things, but…

The only thing I can remotely stand about Ivanka, and it is verrrrrry remote, is that she dresses correctly for occasions and more often than not plays it down (that spacesuit re-entry dress notwithstanding). Unlike a certain Third Lady who can’t stop dressing in of-the-moment couture, which looks constantly…

It fills me with joy that you thought I was Canadian. But yeah, I was more making a joke about accents than actual geo-ethnicity, but in any rate, you’re correct. Cheefully withdrawn.

But you might have been joking. Shrug.

Actually from Ireland here, wanker.

“I’m a limey brit, wot wot!”

If this was the ‘80s, Becky, Becky’s Crew, Becky’s FORMER Crew, and her current bisexual lover would all have made response tracks, then diss tracks on Becky, who would have responded with a remix, and then a group she was kicked out of redoing her song. Citation: The Real Roxanne.

It’s a very good thing that neither my husband nor myself make music, sparing you the ALBUMS of our bullshit fighting.

I swear to you by all that is holy that the music is THE worst part. It was like some studio suit went “Hey what if Ferris Bueller was Rain Man but also Star Lord?”

I’m so glad we could have a discussion about a person’s personal taste factors rather than the actual fucking movie.

I don’t usually go out of my way to slam movies - I figure it’s a matter of personal taste so why bother - but this movie was so aggressively bad that I feel honor bound to warn people. It’s just SO UP ITS OWN ASS it can’t be a movie for two seconds. Plot threads don’t play out; characters are alllllll over the…

No. God no. Fuck no. Brad Pitt was the angel we didn’t deserve, and he arrived in Gina Davis’ bed at just the moment we needed him. How dare you.

oh..... my....GOD THEN FUCK THIS SHOW ENTIRELY IF THERE IS NOT A VAGINA THROUGH WHICH TO PASS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND PLOT PACING

“Aw-STAN-sup-bubbly, AHHHshole.”

Find me a fine Bostonian who can say “ostensibly” and I’m with you.

I would entirely shit myself if a bus sized sea creature casually surfaced right next to my very tiny bro boat.

So THAT is the fabled swimsuit issue? Never saw one before - and the whole thing is super gross.

She might have forgiven him, but she DAMN well will never forget.

It’s not a skin color. It’s an ethnicity. Just as flouncing around with a limp wrist does not make you gay, nor does putting an entire army of dicks up your ass - neither does making your skin dark make you a black woman.

She snatched that kid away from him exactly like a person who just realized who they are married to.