This is just so, so weird. But it explains to me that they are actually even MORE repressed than I thought. And that the idea that fucking a woman is just a moment away, given the right combination of events and factors (that somehow don’t involve her consent), so you just gotta be careful. One wrong beer at the…

Torn. She did the right thing in deciding not to come - but did it in the douchiest way possible, so it’s a wash.

Why does your picture taking habit need a twee name? Just point the god damned thing at things and imprint them already.

You used the word selfie. You get the judgment.

Wow, how far we’ve come from “keep that crap out of my comic/game/tv show/sports team.”

Even in a town like Las Vegas, that entire organization is going to stick out like a store thumb. Sure, it’s a gambling town - except that the second you’re off the strip, it’s actually three other towns: a blue collar working town, an ultra rich bedroom community far to the west, and then a university town, or…

Last year I was adjuncting in Texas (pause for sympathy) and most of our classrooms were little concrete boxes with one door that poured conveniently into a shooting gallery of a hallway. I set up with the department a meeting with local police to talk to us about what to do if there was ever a shooting. Literally…

Oh good, let’s continue to demonize people who struggle with depression.

This is roughly the same conversation I had with my five year old nephew after he used my computer and broke something, all without asking. “No, it wasn’t me. I was outside. I think it was my sister. I think I even saw her. You should go talk to her.”

Super racist, but also, like, ‘80s racist if that makes any sense. No better, but also kind of...god, I don’t want to say well intended....

Okay, but the next person who hooks up with Brad is getting the “I’ve Been Married Too Long And Had Kids And I Need To Fuck Now” version, and I envy that person entirely.

I’d say that that’s a good way to get your population to rise up against you, spending their food money on the military, but we’re doing the same thing in the States and mostly idiots are shrugging at it.

Well, I can’t dismiss any of that, obviously. But the croc set piece in particular is kind of badly paced and shot. That’s just my opinion, and don’t get me wrong I really like TOD. I just think it’s not as “great” as people remember it.

I’m so sorry, sir.

7/10, would do.

Oh I wasn’t comparing THOSE two movies at all - in no way. I just don’t think the movie is as good as people remember it, specifically BECAUSE the mine cart is so freaking cool. It tends to blot out some really long, boring stretches.

Hi, dad!

I think TOD gets a lot of credit it never earns. It rests nearly entirely on that gross out dinner scene and the mine cart roller coaster ride.

Yeah, but you’re the person who wrote five paragraphs attempting to deconstruct a message board comment. I mean, some people go to grad school, but that’s fun too.

Even your snark is boring.