“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Spaceeggs is what the giant sky sperm is trying to find.

Nah, just extremely rare. You need a Ford Probe to find one.

Fake?

Exactly. Protecting stupid people from killing themselves is the reason we have shit Trump for president.

Never been a fan of the fake poem/song COTD...

If your employees are able to stop work and hold you hostage you should probably pay them more. If it doesn’t significantly impact your business you have more leverage to negotiate, if your business is significanly impacted then their skills are worth more than you are paying them. Labor markets aren’t always open…

I thought Dulles had already been renamed the Donald J. Trump International Airport & Casino.

Admittedly, I thoroughly fall into that camp, too, but my brand of stupid is more the “drink too much liquor and accidentally walk through a sequentially larger number of closed screen doors”, which is thanfully slightly less harmful, unless you’re either my liver or a screen door.

Nazis used trains. Check and mate.

Water is what it is - it doesn’t have a choice.

Unfortunately this is more likely to lead to yet more funding being pulled from passenger rail.

I see your point, but no. The Falcon is a large multi-crew transport, while the P-38 is a single-seater designed for any role requiring high and fast. If there’s a WW-II counterpart to the plucky, do-it-all Falcon it would be the de Havilland Mosquito.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

You rank the C4 Grand Sport above, say, the ‘63 split-window? The begrudgingly handsome C7 ZR-1? The ‘69 Stingray?

Regarding your correspondence dated 12/15/17, I regret to inform you that the enclosed star in French Blue measuring 18-by-18 pix-els across is not of the requisite size for everyday Kinja. I have herewith enclosed the proper substitute French Blue star measuring 24-by-24 pix-els.

How could a gun manufacturer possibly go out of business in the US?

Meanwhile at an undisclosed Northrup Grumman management meeting....

The article specifically says they don’t expect to recover their losses. Good try tho