We already have this, we call them missiles.

Or, and hear me out because I swear this isn’t crazy talk, we could fully legalize weed so bullshit like this wouldn’t be a problem.

No need to be obtuse about it. 

lol yeah it’s the millions of people who have to buy cars that choose to make it suck, independently from one another.

We know the artist

I want to buy it and name it “Admiral Ackcar”. But I know it’s a trap.

I heard speculation that this may be part of an estate. I believe it’s fairly well-established that heirs cannot be bound to contracts signed by the deceased, so this may be a loophole, albeit one with a rather high cost of entry.

I...I can’t tell which parts of this article are sarcasm and which are literal.

I’m sure HK-47 could “convince” the barista to give you a free latte...

Honestly I get the love for Australia but to be fair the 2018 CTS-V with it’s 640 hp (from the factory) supercharged v8 driving the rear wheels is capable of being tuned to this level and is legally available in the states, why aren’t y’all tripping over your dicks to buy these?

“This Is Looks Like One Groovy Rally”

Care to explain how PR and Flint “made these problems for themselves” and as such, shouldn’t be asking for help from their government? Any nuanced or intelligent thought you could muster would be great, kid.

I don’t remember Houston saying this when they built large swaths of the city on a flood plain.

You heard it here first, folks: Puerto Ricans have developed technology to create hurricanes, but apparently haven’t yet figured out how to steer the hurricanes away from Puerto Rico itself. 

Tiffany is white and Trump still doesn’t give a damn about her.

Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

Are you serious? They are on the highway and those trucks have speed limiters.

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…