At idle it sounds like my Dad’s tractor.

“And this is my lawyer. He’s doing a fine job. Stand up and let everyone see you. Doesn’t he look like a walrus, folks? The best walrus.”

I’m just not feline this comment at all. Knowing that I had a cat stuck in my grille would make me puma pants!

Looks like that pussy narrowly avoided a cat-astrophe.

Perhaps we should just paws and prey for a moment because it could have been a cat-tastrophe

I genuinely don’t understand people who hit something that large, which involves a noticeable impact, and a noticeable sound, and don’t bother to pull over and inspect their vehicle. ESPECIALLY if they didn’t see that large object behind them in the roadway.

I genuinely do not understand how people were able to keep…

Purr? I think you’re lion. I didn’t see “as-is” in the disclosure claws when I bought this. It’s gonna take an ocelot of cash to get this lil pri-pri purring like a ki-ki.

“Car sounds great! Just listen to this baby purr”

For a second there, I thought that was where that anecdote was headed.

Or get the intern to deal with it.

Well you shouldn’t eat wood stain in the first place.

Not to die? That’s the only reason I care at all about this. I can’t wait for this dipshit to blow his stupid ass up.

Well if he already has kids, he has passed his genes along and it no longer matters.

Stef, in my line of work I’ve gotten the pleasure of smelling fresh German stabilizer bar bushings and the only thing that can come to mind to describe them the smell is Satan’s vulcanized asshole. So, yes, that is a German delicacy.

That’s how you get fit.

The Lamborghini Miura

So...it’s The Crew 2, then?

Don’t think this will buff out.

Smelt that one coming a mile away.