The timing on this is amazing; I’m a rich asshole who is currently searching for a car that looks like a tongue and has wheels from a modded 2002 Mustang.

Why anybody would willingly spend three hours a day commuting on 95 just so they can live in a slightly larger home in Stafford or Fredericksburg is beyond me. Same goes for commuting into the DC area from Gettysburg, or Winchester, or Martinsburg, or northeast Maryland...

The kids should’ve started singing the Star-Spangled Banner. The old guy would’ve been forced to either remove his hat, stand at attention, and fall off the bus and get run over, or disrespect veterans.

Yeah. The “angry white guy” hat is just icing on the cake!

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

what the trump, he’s got an NRA hat, why didn’t he just shoot the damn bus and claim he was standing his ground?

Well, get to aging then, son.

Can we also take a moment to reflect on the usage of “duel”?

Why else would you go canoeing?

That’s a fine price for a Hellcat with speed-enhancing dimples.

If this is a list of quirks, then shouldn’t there be a Doug Score?

“Don’t cut yourself on that edge homeskillet” 🤔

Alanis & Mom for hosts on new car enthusiast show!!

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

no apologies necessary - you do you, we’ll keep chugging along.

At least she got her caboose in gear.