Ah. “Skiing.” The activity where everybody should be going “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!,” but they don’t. That tells you all you need to know about THOSE people.

The helicoptards are going to toss you around for that.

What a load of horse shit. The bleed off should be on the back end. You shouldn’t have to calculate that into your life. If your passport expires on a day, you should be able to travel the day before that expiration and it should still be good for 6 months after that day. That way they aren’t sending people away like…

Is it really possible to enjoy driving there? Aren’t you more concerned with staying alive than enjoying the view? Shit, if there are a mass of drivers (especially unfamiliar and lacks-with-law tourists) just joy riding around, pointing at landmarks and smiling their dumb asses off without paying attention to the…

Some people just really need a meaty knob to hold onto while they’re driving, I guess. Even if it means losing speed while fiddling with it.

That’s funny because I just uninstalled this. It’s a fun and visually fantastic game for a time, but the online part is just too grindy and full of antisocials that are deadset on making the game unbearable. I just don’t have enough weed to be able to numb myself out for it at the moment. Much rather have that drive…

COTD

I’m biased toward asymmetrical all wheel drive.

Check and mate.

The taxiway is the scary part.

A dramatic juxtaposition of human intelligence and stupidity.

The ole bicycle reflector in the vagina, eh? Safety first.

I know a guy *cough*father*cough* that has an 89 manual 6 whatchamacallit jizz-injected convertible, that for some reason is a garage queen. Why, I bet he’d be able to get a whopping ten grand for it. Don’t ask me the mileage because I stopped caring. Thing went dormant when I left for college.... 15 years ago. It did…

Always struck me as a heartless, sterile car. Like most Audis....

That’s really pretty.

“The media could not be played” =( Now I have to type more things in a ‘search engine’ and stuff.

Those are the same people in charge of America right now.

So much Jew. Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

I would rather they consulted Philip Glass.

Oooooooh. A second set of tires? How luxurious!