Nah.... THIS is a proper whip.

HOLY NEWS LADY! SHE’S A STUNNER.

Yea, I guess that rich as balls McLaren mechanic needs to buy toilet paper at some point. Toilet paper that was made at a factory of robots. Can’t all wipe our ass with gold leaf.

The douche that mixed the audio of that video should kill themselves.

You were going to feel bad? Psychological issues?

I bet it hardens and transforms via oxidation and sun exposure to make its subjects more flammable over time leading to current day perpetual forest fires. All in an effort to keep the firefighters jobs running full time.

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Just need Miley Cyrus to swing into it.

Sounds like a rusty chainsaw.

Briefly before sliding into a tree.

It’s NOT amphibious? Wow, it looks amphibious, it’s name is “Flipper” AND it has an acronym that could easily be “Small Economy Amphibious Bitch.” Yet not one mention of it as the final picture shows it in front of a landing craft. It’s cute though. I’d totally drive it to work. Fortunately, work is half a mile away.

*Googles horsepower/torque specs on dogs.*

Would be better as the “Hugh Janus Tunnel.”

Smelled like somebody stuffed a sock in my AC vents once. Not sure what the fuck that was about. It eventually cleared up though. Imaginary socks are edible, correct?

Looks like the new ZR1 everyone is disgusted at.

I love Cool Runnings as well.

Quick! Somebody whip up a “Child Labor-Free” label to stick on cars certified by the Child Labor-Free organization. Make it look like vault boy running from a whip.

All those little humans in their mechanized shells, crawling along, farting in the face of the one behind them. They stop at their food boxes and exchange earnings for their feed bag through portholes, which they solemnly eat within their shell while listening to wails from the sound holes. Off they head to the…

I think Jason is beginning to become the Willy Wonka of automotion.

Whoever makes those truck brakes deserves a fucking blowjob.