I’d say that bugatti must look pretty stupid right now, but they always looked stupid.

Holy mackeral! A BMW with a tasteful front end!

It probably explodes into pieces trying to smash all that anti-aerodynamic body work into the atmosphere.

Yea, toward Naperville.... *ahem* ‘wealthyville.’ Executives commuting from their penthouses in the city to their jobs out in the suburban corporate corridor. Or basketball players...

Keep waiting decades to come out with shit after your memories have been thoroughly corrupted.

United Nations Cheese Council?

Some people can run that distance/time.

The circle interchange portion of I-90 can eat my asshole. That, or people need to be sterilized or mandatory abortions must be enforced. Did they really think it was wise to give every other block an exit? Put ONE feeder ramp on the North and South sides of the interchange going into the city for fuck’s sake. Nooooo,…

He was angry at all that “evil liberalism they’ve been indoctrinating children with in public schools.”

Has anyone ever been buried at a race track? Maybe there could be a track/cemetery hybrid where automotive legends can rest in roaring thunder. They can make the ultimate sacrifice and convert themselves to sacred petrol. *inhales chrome spray paint*

Perhaps Tesla sends all of your driving data to the government? Maybe even in real time. All of the accelerometers, input metrics, camera footage, proximity sensors, GPS. It may just as well determine when you were about to crash and how the system prevented it. They probably also know about that crate of dildos in…

Never have I wanted to see something become a full-fledged porno as I do right now.

I starred. However, I suppose the snails have to be opposing.

S’cause we know ya dang youngins’ fuck up a bunch.

It’s like trying to steer a neighborhood.

That picture would make no sense anywhere else. Excellent.

NPR is on FM around here, so yea.

Any time I brake a car with my mom as passenger, she exaggerates her continuation of momentum forward and bellows “WHOA!” as if we were being stopped by a concrete wall despite the gentlest of deceleration. Probably not somebody I could convince to go drag racing, or on the expressway.

It’s just that easy too!

Fuck nascar. Bunch of hicks that can’t make one race happen without a massive display of failure. It’s no wonder they don’t do circuits. They’d manage to get lost.