I like to keep them nice and shiny with Armor Ball ® 

Automated freight couldn’t come fast enough.

That hint of Maserati Ghibli worries me. 😬 Hopefully there is an ample amount of Korean intelligence applied to this.

Geefoo Jeff Degongle.

Thought those grids were for strapping hay bales, or at least reducing the wind impact on them?

Yup. Tessellation, LOD, parallax occlusion, GRAPHICS YO. Must be new to console gamers. /EndSnark

Wow. If he locked you in a room and started masturbating in front of you, all you had to do was laugh and that’s it. How does one lock you into a room without a key hole on the inside? Did he put the chair in front of the door and sit in it while he masturbated?

Why do I like their front engine cars more than their mid-engine cars for the last two decades? The last mid-engine Ferrari that ever captured me was the F40, everything since then has been “bleh,” including LaFa and Enzo. The F12, California, and this all have more aesthetically pleasing appearances to me. Except…

*Goes to cross ‘Calgary’ off the list.*

I’m always worried for the day the headline reads “Florida Man Dies.”

Not everyone plays Grand Theft Auto it seems.

Nothin’ wrong with La Roux. She’s bulletproof.

Dickbag bonanza that scene is.

“Here we have idiots in their natural habitat.”

Just don’t drink too much Corona before you go driving your Eclipse.

While there appears to be ample room for reclining the seats, that cum webbing suggests otherwise.

I think the overarching concern is how to prevent this from happening in the future.

I wish I wasn’t abstaining from marijuana at the moment.

Reminds me of this little thing right here. Supposedly designed by “Berkeley Engineers” in 2001 to be the smallest functional ICE. Yet, fuck if I could find one single video of it actually working. Seems like internet bullshit to me.

Keep yourself firmly planted in stagnant conservatism there Jim Bob. Love to see your face when you’re little small block gets emasculated by a Tesla leaving you in its quiet dust. So many clueless derps that can’t let go and adapt. It’s like a hunter that started out hunting squirrels with a bow and arrow, then…