Why do I get the feeling this car still uses drum brakes?

Ever since seeing that Utopia clip the other day, I’ll never be able to listen to a parent talk about being environmentally friendly without thinking “just get rid of the kids!” Then you can hoon all you want with a free conscience!

I would have liked to see a car designed by Stan Winston. Then there would be the potential H.R. Giger car fueled by nightmares.

It has those greedy, vagina-molesting eyes like the Alfa 4C.

So you’re saying it might be slippery in Kentucky?

You couldn’t pay me to risk my eyes on that, even with “proper” glasses. Science be damned, this one could have some solar flare event that amplifies the corona to negate the safety of any of those sketchy glasses or something. I’ll just trust that it happened and continue loving my eyesight. Literal eyesight, not…

There’s a guy on my street that has an H2, which is in fact too big for his garage. However, at night, he scoots around the neighborhood on a tiny little minibike like a miniature Batman. It even has a clown horn. He’s got the spectrum extremes covered.

It looks like Ferrari’s answer to the mid-90's Camaro in styling. That’s why. Bleh.

Just make a biodiesel hybrid for fuck’s sake. Fewer crops needed, clean emissions.

4:50 Teeheehee floppy mirror!

Googled it. It’s a myth. It was just a vote to translate government documents into both English and German.

Further confirming my suspicions about the mental conditions relating to certain people’s vehicular preferences.

Wait. People are this dumb? Oh yea, I forgot. This is the 2017 we didn’t expect. The future no one imagined. It was always understood that baseline intelligence would increase with time as had been the trend for centuries. However, the last year has shown that perhaps we’ve hit a threshold (aviation pun…

“magazines employing some sort of olfactory-broadcasting equipment”

This should be applied to all business executives and government officials. If it operates fine without them, then why are they getting paid so much or at all?

Cry me a fucking river about birds. If they didn’t fly away, they lost the game of life.

That’s not why they stopped, bro. Pay attention. It was half a minute before I was even near the intersection. If he was interested in enjoying his automobile he would have made his turn and drove away.

I was out on a long peaceful walk over the weekend because that’s something I enjoy. It’s kind of like ‘being the car?’ I dunno.

Eh, just give it a couple of years. Eventually humans will just start fabricating parts of the cow. Want the elusive Hangar Steak? Let me just fire up the 3D meat printer. Hide? No problemo! Perhaps we’ll be able to engineer some even better organic composites. Shit, you could have the panels of your car made…

If they made their wealth by callously screwing other people’s lives, then yea, why not? You sound like a real fuckface. The kind of douche that would abandon a loyal employee after decades of service because you wanted to buy your wife a new set of tits to emphasize how successful you are in your narrow view of…