LOL! McMansions. We have some neighborhoods of McMansions near us. I jog through and laugh at the people that don’t have fountains or spotlights illuminating their grand achievement of owning a lot of rooms. They’re clearly the inferiors to those neighbors that do possess fountains and spotlights.

Successful at paying employees with dirt. There was a time when successful people took pride in the businesses they created and paid their employees well so that products would be made well. Now, everything is made of plastic garbage by people that are disinterested in their job because it’s just barely paying…

I’m still thinking about biodiesel hybrids over here. Can’t stop me! Gimme some peanut oil and batteries!

Didn’t a tow line end up smacking his skull down into some rocks?

Yikes!

Thanks! Blows my mind that this hasn’t been considered further. That’s even just regular diesel too.

How come biodiesel hybrids aren’t a thing? Wouldn’t that square up just about everything? Less biodiesel production needed, cleaned up emissions from the little charging motor? Am I missing something?

I’m gonna fuckin kill myself before I’ll be a part of that future. Are we still going to even have to buy things in the future? Aren’t we getting rid of money because jobs wont exist because robots? It’s just a bunch of dopey meatbags getting carted from their pillbox to the robot barista.

“I may very well be painted as a monster who’s views are just to the left of an anthropomorphised hammer and sickle that wants nothing more than to watch your mother die from exhaustion on a collective farm.”

I love the optimism in the first line.

I don’t think America is taking this competition very seriously. You can’t kill people with balls of sand.

Humans gonna human.

I need a new job.

Ohhhh, the Honda Cervix is a one that my mom is considering.

Wait... VTEC is a real thing? Does this mean all those other silly buzzwords like “EcoBoost,” and “FlexFuel” could also be real things? Man, automobiles are fascinating.

Also, what if it was Martin Shkreli’s Lambo?

Let’s not jump to conclusions. The owner could be a real douche and totally deserved it. The car can only be innocent however.... Unless it spontaneously combusted in an effort to eliminate some peasantry for its master. 🤔

I’ll take it!

+1 for malfunctioning replicant. Where’s a Blade Runner when you need one?

Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha! Comment of my day, at least!