I would steal them, then sell them as quickly as possible to get a real nice car.

Meh. Property and ownership are merely an illusion. We’re all just borrowing the existence around us, maaaaannnnnnnnn.

Forgive me. That sounds like sloppy engineering with a ‘solution’ tacked on after the fact. Why is any part of the electrics linked to the body of the car? Nothing was explained. I suppose you should keep all children away from the vehicle as they may possess none of the height, requisite knowledge, or the…

“I’m far enough away.”

I knew it didn’t look big enough to store all of my fine art.

Nice palace, bro.

But I don’t want to be ridiculed for my choices.

Faceplant Princess. Not quite anointed to Quadriplegic Queen yet, fortunately.

“Back in my day we used to have to jerk the car off for a good half a minute before launching! None of that fancy button chode business you kids are fiddling with!”

That must be a testament to the Celica that its “driver” is still alive after the front left quarter integrated with the utility truck.

It’s always comforting to see the wealthy parade themselves as average, relatable people in order to take more of that segment’s money. Truly an art form. Oh gosh, and I can’t wait to hear the meaningful, awe-inspiring contributions of ‘Gucci Mane.’ Will they rap about clipping coupons at any point?

According to internet blogs, everything is hackable now.

Edit: Nope, I lost the internet today.

The target was probably sipping tea in a patio chair.

What we’ve learned today is that a great deal of people do not know what the word ‘priapism’ means.

“Smooth-fisticated.”

You must be fun at parties. “Everything I do is better than anything you ever will.”

Well, now we know who’s trying. ;)

Ace job with the roadblocks, officers. Is that standard police practice to take out your aggression in a swarm like that? Also loved the one car that wouldn’t pull over toward the end. Good ole American heartland.

CHA-CHING! Some Lockheed executives, shareholders and political agents are going to have pristine infinity pools filled with hookers till 2060 and beyond!