Shit, is that why I have had so many health issues? I have a copper IUD now, but from 2009-12 I had the nuvaring and during that time I had a mini seizure and an emergency appendectomy, constant headaches dizziness and shortness of breath, and it totally destroyed my menstrual cycle. As in I still don't have a monthly…

Flower farts?

I once worked with a lady who named her cat Schuyler(it is pronounced just like skyler), and would complain about how sad and pathetic it was that all the techs at her veterinary clinic thought it was pronounced shooy-ler. Oy. She also took the bar several times for no reason, she was a biologist. Had something to…

Not to mention the fact that flowers are basically just plant vaginas, now WHAT is more traditional/hetero/masculine than being attracted vaginas?! Think about it Kansas!

I love you.

I know I am way way WAY behind, but I just finished season 2 episode 13 or 14, the one with the weird Olivia/Fitz hate-sex in a computer closet(tron portal? Tardis? what was that?) scene. After that whole thing they walk out into the hall and Fitz says something about not being able to control his erections around…

Halloween themed story! In 6th grade( and all subsequent grades) I was super dork/object of resentment and hatred for other 6th graders. I decided, with some prompting from my awesome mom, that this year for Halloween I was going to throw the best costume party ever! We went all out, even set up a punch bowl with dry…