[As Secretary of State Bainbridge Colby tries to enter the Oval Office]

Tarantino could get like 20 films worth of historical revenge flicks out of that list of women....

Any woman who spoke out against the alt-right, maybe?

“Non-Traditional Workplace Agreement”

It says a lot about the kind of person JLD is that all her castmates are so completely in her corner.

This made me cry. My boyfriend looked over at me and yelled “IS FIONA OKAY? ARE THOSE HAPPY TEARS OR SAD TEARS?! IS. FIONA. OKAY.”

But really the feud is that Paul started dating John Mayer right after he dumped Boucher, even though they’re both ashamed of that now.

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

My guess is this: They had a fight about something — anything — and both guys have plausible arguments that the other guy started it or touched him first. Paul gets beaten up badly and is embarrassed, but frames it as an attack and hopes it goes away. But when it turns out that his injuries are pretty severe and that…

Well, one thing that’s going on is that Rand Paul is exactly the libertarian asshole of a neighbor that you would expect him to be. As the developer of the gated community that Rand lives in has said, Paul is the kind of guy who moves in to a development with a 13-page covenant on rights and restrictions that everyone…

Why not make this suspension permanent, and, in fact, universal to all sororities and fraternities? Between hazing deaths, extreme and fatal inebriation; sexual violence; racial discrimination; and widespread misogyny, these houses have proved their recklessness and irresponsibility, manifold.

“I believe the problem is that we do not teach our youth the value of human life.” 

If the US government wanted to kill you, they’d poison your water, cut your electric, hit you with a hummingbird-sized drone, or kill you in any one of 500 different ways.

The Constitution explicitly couches the right to bear arms as part of a responsibility in a regulated militia, which was the primarily military force of the US at the time. If you haven’t read much on the history of the National Guard, it makes for some extremely dry reading but can give you some context to what was…

And we do limit other freedoms listed in the constitution. Libel is not protected under free speech. You would certainly be jailed for murder if you stoned a person to death despite the Bible explicitly stating you should do that to people as punishment for eating the wrong food in the wrong day. The constitution was…

Right? Some of these constitutional purists act as if it’s 1792 and the average American is just trying to keep their western Pennsylvania Whiskey still from getting confiscated by the feds.

It’s 2017. You sure as shit aren’t defending your First Amendment rights from the government with guns.

Except that most Democrats are not asking that we get rid of the 2nd Amendment; they’re asking that we draw the line on “arms” closer to what the average person could reasonably use to defend him or herself from, say, an intruder. No one needs a bumper stock, and no one needs a magazine that holds more than half a…

You’re saying the average 400 lbs couch cowboy who’s maybe shot a few beercans at best can’t flip a switch in a life-threatening chaotic situation in a crowded room full of panicking, frantic people and become the John Rambo they’d need him to be to make a difference?

Please. Out of respect for the victims and their families, don’t make this political with your facts.