According to google “impactful” has been in use for around 50 years, so that particular coinage is probably here to stay.

It really is like some kind of weird spoken-word poetry.

Incidentally, how is it pronounced? Asking for a friend.

Do it!

Wow! Which ones?

Does it cause problems with computers?

“you walk on the outside of the sidewalk so any passing carriage doesn’t splash on the lady”

I know I’D trust that face with my life!

This maybe

(Jesus, that tl;dr almost deserves a tl;dr of its own)

“Who takes “you don’t have to respond” as a serious, actual, literal instruction, and not what it is, a bullshit dodgy phrase a million people use to signify feelings, coming your way—cringe/run/flee/hide/cower.

How dare you! We Slytherins don’t want him.

You, madam*, are a poet.

Just wanted to say I love your screen name.

I mean, I’ve only been alive 18 years and I don’t understand the appeal.

“None are” is acceptable actually (at least according to google). I personally find it rings better in this case, but it’s up to the writer.

My dad claims his best friend when he was four (a girl) had mastered peeing standing up, so even that may be possible with enough determination.

Ick :(

How on earth were they making it before?