Do it!

Wow! Which ones?

“you walk on the outside of the sidewalk so any passing carriage doesn’t splash on the lady”

I know I’D trust that face with my life!

This maybe

(Jesus, that tl;dr almost deserves a tl;dr of its own)

“Who takes “you don’t have to respond” as a serious, actual, literal instruction, and not what it is, a bullshit dodgy phrase a million people use to signify feelings, coming your way—cringe/run/flee/hide/cower.

How dare you! We Slytherins don’t want him.

You, madam*, are a poet.

Just wanted to say I love your screen name.

I mean, I’ve only been alive 18 years and I don’t understand the appeal.

“None are” is acceptable actually (at least according to google). I personally find it rings better in this case, but it’s up to the writer.

My dad claims his best friend when he was four (a girl) had mastered peeing standing up, so even that may be possible with enough determination.

Ick :(

How on earth were they making it before?

I learned something new today!

Pogo sticking away surely?

Hoodies. Hoodies are the answer. Or possibly an all-enveloping hooded cloak you can wrap yourself in while laughing maniacally.

Oh no, you’re melting!

It must be a trick of the light but that lipstick makes her teeth look purple to match.