Just gonna leave this here: http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-accepted…

So you don’t think that it combines the international glamour of the Datsun Cherry with the worldly sophistication of the Honda Civic and doesn’t mean “genital warts” in Cantonese?

I don’t have the numbers at the ready here but I recall something to the tune of a single day on a 2 stroke snowmobile is a years worth of driving a modern car. I bring this up because it jibes with the point of perspective, something I’ve been driving home for a while now: cars are no longer part of the big picture…

*Hundreds of years of experience oppressing colonials.

Correct. no one wins.

All you need to know about the 2.7T All Road in one illustration: Your mechanic is the one in green.

And Vaping!

While playing Need For Speed Underground 2 and watching Fast and the Furious .

I get home, Im tired, and I didnt plan on making pizza. 2 local shops are busy, one is closed for vacation, and dominos has a pretty good deal in that flier.

Or I drag out the mixer, gather my ingredients, mix, let rise, wrap, proof, kneed some more, put it in the oven for the first go, add cheese, back in the oven,…

That’s my secret....

I’m always high

This is the same as the people who say a Keurig or going to Starbucks in the morning on the way to work is stupid, because it ONLY takes 5-10 minutes to get everything ready, and french press your own single sourced beans from a starving farmer named frank, then clean up the whole mess and get off to work.

Thats just how cups roll in the Coast Guard Mike. And we are all a better person for having seen that now.

Why though? There is absolutely no motivation.

I’m not Daedalus, but I’d like to answer. I’d like to see a little less of the long drawn out bouts of philosophy and obscur literary references. Maybe putting a self-imposed limit on parenthetical phrases would help. Also, spend a little less time recording a car rolling slowly in a parking lot as a visual backdrop…

Pulling you out of the greys so your comment can get some replies because it’s an interesting point, so please don’t hate me for pointing this out: Deprecating. Depreciating is what cars do when you drive them off the lot.

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

I’ll give him about tree fiddy.