It’s amazing how practice makes perfect. When I was first learning to drive a stick, a situation like that would horrify me. I’d actively go out of my way to avoid stop signs at the top of hills or anything like that. Now I don’t even notice because I can just instantly find that bite point.

If the drivers don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy?

I met my current wife at a Starbucks and I interrupted her while she was reading. She told me that if ANYONE came up to her to interrupt that she would marry that person. Because she was just pretending to read for attention, she was smitten by my interruption. This article would have prevented me from meeting my…

It’s certainly not anti-Islamic to say that people shouldn’t be abused. I’m Arab and other Arabs can be racist as shit. It’s something I call out when I get the chance but it is certainly a systemic issue in the Arab world.

Speaking as someone who lives but a couple hundred miles from Saudi Arabia, and knows many Filipinos, Indonesians, malaysians, etc. Who live and work in Dubai.... never, ever, ever set foot for any reason in Saudi Arabia. You enter, you are a slave. Period. Your life is not yours. Do not go. No matter how bad it is at…

Please forgive this rant and don’t come at me with any bullshit “you’re anti Islam” comments.

“Guy comes in, put the gun in my ribs. And I just said, ‘I believe that you want the guy behind the counter.’”

Russia is trying to return the region to the status quo, instead of toppling a dictator. Because that second option worked so well for the U.S. in Iraq.

Well, we have to know our place, Owl, lest we ever dare to get above ourselves. That we are reminded of our place pretty much constantly every fucking day—well, that comes with the territory. We’re dirty naturally, they’re just showing us our destiny. All of our destinies. But hey, Jez is a liberal, feminist site!…

“Let’s memeify it by 10%”

Umm yea about that.

I sold my 1988 Cutlass Supreme (GM10) to the son of a co-worker for about $700 below book value because (a) the transmission was starting to slip (b) the kid needed transportation and (c) co-worker was a MILF and I thought I might have a shot at a FWB thing (I didn’t.)

I bought a G-Wagen (G300D) after seeing it for sale in a farmers field (I’m in England). It needed a few parts, most notably the saddle fuel tank which was three times the price of the car for a new part. So I bought another on eBay, stripped the parts I needed, took loads of pictures and put it back on…

Absolutely. Weird for Craigslist is when the transaction is flawless and you never hear from the guy again.

I once tried to sell my car on Kijiji and immediately started receiving text messages about various animal fact. It’s been over a year and I still received them sometimes. Never again.

The MSM gives this all powerful, man of action view of Putin based on his propaganda. But if you zoom out, and look at the macro-strategic view, Putin is breaking Russia. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has guaranteed that Ukrainian speakers vote for Western leaning leaders for all time. The string of countries along…

Too much drugs. And not the gentle kinds. Don’t get me wrong— The SM is soft and comfy, but so were most isolation rooms in mid century mental institutions.

As others have posted, the 65 Buick Riviera is hot. But it’s not coke-tastic. While the Cizeta is rather cokefied, it’s still not quiet there. To go balls out as the most ridiculous, you must go to the tuners. I give you, the Gemballa Avalanche: