I wish I enjoy a good time so earnestly like these simple country folk. I wish I didn’t have to run the secret one-world government from the basement of this Whole Foods (tm).

We have created a monster

snacking on doritos jacked 3d chips

Maybe sometimes we can take comfort that there can just be a no-win situation. No matter what you do, it’s a problem, so do whatever you like!

It looks like a mountain dew and an alienware pc had sex in a bmw factory

Nailed it, nailed it, nailed it. I think that’s a clean sweep!

to make it greasier, just dump on the cheese!

Gubatti Beyron

I mean... what is the problem? Is it the dough? It’s probably the dough right? Cause the rest is just tomato sauce and whatever toppings you want. Do you overcook it? I only cook it once for about 12 minutes at 450. I dunno, do you need me to come down there?

dominos is bad, evan. Support your local business. peace out

Uh you don’t actually know what reason is do you? lol indeed.

I’ll have you know my pizza is delicious. It’s been independently verified. You don’t need a wood fire. Dough is super easy to prepare and fun too. Now who’s being pretentious? (You)

He was just one dog week away from retirement.

Man the worst thing about you is you’re not even funny. I don’t know if you even know how to be. Lighten up a bit, Vincent.

You can make the dough a day before, you dope! Waiting for dough to rise doens’t require any more effort than waiting for a bizzare chevy spark to bring you your plate of hot garbage.

Ah yes, you are the puppetmaster and I’m the marionette dancing on your string. You really do trot out every last penantic trick in the Big Book of Being Wrong. You don’t have any experience with pizza, so I take it that you’re just some kind of posting maniac. You may think that saying “heh, I’m just having fun…

Actually, friend. Using literally for effect is perfectly fine and works great! Everyone knows what you mean and there are plenty of other expressions that are used for emphasis, like “I swear if you bring up literally again I am gonna shit my pants” that don’t literally mean that I am literally gonna shit my pants.…

I may not be able to help myself, but you can help yourself. It starts with a simple plan of action to not be wrong in the future, Vincent. No one agrees with you but dust bunnies and japanese ghosts. Look around you. It’s not even 2015 now. The world moved on and you were out to lunch, choking down your awful pizza.

Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. It didn’t have to be like this. Listen to what you’re saying, it’s completely unintelligible. You’re picking nits and making a fuss and for what? At least I get paid for this, but you? It just makes no sense, what you are putting forward. A world in which the substance of arguments takes a…

Vincent, a man who just spent a solid two hours arguing with someone, possibly a robot or a Soviet spy, over the finer points of their throwaway statment on the indisputable fact that Dominos is bad doesn’t have the authority to decide on what is and isn’t rational. Look at yourself and what you’ve become. It’s not a…