You’re a lucky man! Some other posters live in darkness and we can both feel sorry for them. After all their rhetorical trickery, they’re still eating garbage pizza without a loving wife.

Calling responses “irrational” doesn’t make it so! Humans are irrational creatures. It’s something that Data the android learned from Joe Piscopo and maybe you could learn that too. It is impossible for something to taste worse than Dominos, and I’ve eaten lutefisk. Still better than Dominos.

Pete wins again...

(I’ve been smoking this entire time)

You claimed that I claimed that I understood what you were saying. Now I claim that your claim is incorrect, I still haven’t heard any reasons, just lame justifications. There was no goal, no game to win, no pot at the end of the rainbow. Just terrible pizza.

Thanks!

Oh don’t get me wrong, expensive restaurants are a haven for mediocre pizza and Italian food. But plenty of cheap little holes in the wall make a fantastic pie for a price anyone can afford! Restaurant pizza is indeed often greasy and soggy. If you ever make your own pizza, and this is easier than you think, it will…

You hate talking to people on the phone, so you’ll eat a horrible pizza from Dominoes? You may need to consider a mental health counselor for your anxiety, cause that’s definitely a sign of psychological distress. Depressed people often engage in self-destructive behavior, like hoarding and eating Dominos. I’m pretty…

Yeah, but I’d rather just drink a glass of water than pay 3 dollars to drink starbucks. Come on now!

Uh, I’m no fancy lawyer but I’m p sure LOS ANGELES has better local pizza options than dominos.

What goalposts? Did you learn to argue from “common rhetorical devices” on Wikipedia? Dominos is bad. There is literally no reason that anyone should order it. It’s garbage. The “reasons” given aren’t good reasons, they’re just justifications to eat terrible food that deserves to never be eaten again, Vin. It’s…

Yes, but before the 1600s it wasn’t! See, languages change!

Well if you don’t order pizza, then you don’t truly know how terrible it is. Getting punched in the balls may be cheap and quick, but I don’t see you lining up.

It may seem free, but there is a hidden cost that will eat away at your soul.

Wow, you don’t even have a horse in this race and you’re still arguing? How cynical. I’m saying DON’T ORDER THE BAD PIZZA. Get it through your thick head.

I never implied I got what you were saying! It wasn’t my bad! No exaggerations, it’s bad pizza. Try it if you don’t believe me.

America: these jeans might have been made by a chained-up cambodian child, but you can’t beat these prices!

I dunno what one honky-tonk town you live in “out west” where the only option is a 30 dollar pizza or nothing, but color me dubious.

Ah but it used to be, until it wasn’t, after many decades of use. It’s called a dead metaphor. Dead, like you will be if you keep eating Dominos.

Wow you are really somethin’ else, Vin. I really feel bad for your wife if this is how you conduct your arguments. You either don’t know how normal people talk, or this is all some sick game to you. If I said there’s no good reason to kill a toddler, you’d say but what if he was the next Hitler? That’s technically a…