It would be so cool if all the people who are so confused and frightened by the world now would just Kickstart a damned intergalactic colonization, a la when the world seemed secure to them and the Space Race was still a thing without all that other scary science.

“He doesn’t want the truth,” she said.

I assume Montana and Nebraska are grey because there is no one under 60 in either state?

They needed the timeslot for more Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy standup reruns.

Me too. I used to always joke that whenever Jon Stewart took a vacation, the world went to shit, but have you noticed what has happened to the world since he left The Daily Show?

Exactly. Do reruns of whatever really bring in more viewers?! Thankfully we still have Sam Bee and Jon Oliver. And, surprisingly Seth Myers has been killing it.

Yeah I miss the unblackening so much. They could have at least let him finish the election!

Fun fact: he also used to write and produce for Sister, Sister.

This is terrific news! Larry is an excellent writer/creator and producer. I hope one of his projects will put him on camera, but whether it does or not, this will indubitably improve greatly what’s on offer at ABC!

I donated and I’m Canadian! I hope he wins!

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

I signed my relative’s name. He’s in jail.

Yeah, really. Not to mention a law that will be used to force teachers to out their students, as well as one invalidating all LGBTQ non discrimination ordinances like Austin, Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio have.

He thought it was about Hamilton Nolan? No...that’s not it.

BTW, to show you just how important a single vote is in a system like our’s (winner-take-all, first past the post), my home state of Michigan is currently being decided by around 11,000 votes...out of 4.8 million. A single percentage point higher turnout in Detroit, a quarter of Jill Stein’s 51,420 voters in the…

Susan Sarandon didn’t cost Hillary the election, and I hardly think most people are making that argument. But, fuck me alive if her behavior during the election wasn’t a flighty game of White Privilege Bingo.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.