Chan said the long, skinny shape of the vegetable scares the cats because they instinctively think it’s a snake...

Looked out the window one day and there was our Spike toying with a young rattlesnake. That gave me a fright.

Exactly, there is a lawsuit in CT on this issue, maybe on its way up to the State Supreme Court. I feel bad for the cat but who would’ve thought the Cucumber-Rattler-Short-Tail was a recent invasive species that has been making its way into suburban habitats.

“Cucumbers! Why did it have to be cucumbers???!?”

Worst of all, after cat-snake marriage is finally legalized after decades of debate, there’ll be the risk of the snake-wifey coming home from a hard day’s work and finding the cat-hubby looking at pictures of cucumbers online.

No, because they will then lose their fear of snakes and likely die in the wild thinking “oh, that’s just a salad ingredient” or form unnatural bonds with the snakes and you’ll end up with catsnake babies slithering all over your yard.

When I was growing up, we had an outdoor cat that used to routinely kill snakes* and then leave them on our front porch.

Bethesda should retcon this into Fallout 4. Create a group of Legendary synths specifically designed to watch over the time capsule and prevent anyone from opening it. And if you manage to kill them and open it, you get a few pieces of fiber optics and a Vault-Tec Lunchbox for the trouble.

I think this guy did a valiant job of trying to help his son understand that we shouldn’t tar everyone with the same brush and that we shouldn’t let the actions of terrorists affect the way we live our lives.

Pleased, but now I don’t feel as special :(. I thought we had something, Netflix.

remember how weirdly specific they used to get with the recommendations?

I thought they made the Strong Female Lead recommendation based on my previous viewing. I didn't know everyone got this option!

I know a lot of people don’t like Bradley Cooper but SLP is great. There’s a scene with DeNiro that is amazing and one where Bradley’s character is having a breakdown and it will rip your heart out.

I have so much photoshopping to do, except I don’t really know how to use photoshop. Put David Bowie’s face over my Evil Ex’s face in all the pics of us together where I look good, photoshop myself onto a centaur body with lazers coming out of the eyes. But these things are highly necessary!

Cool. Thanks for the tip.

A lot of panels are being streamed online, so if you do some googling you might be able to find a way to watch it.

Was news to me too.