Yum, weiner dog!

I do. I really do.

You deserve a hug.

And we all still live in Florida so.........

I’m also sorry for your family and the neighborhood dog :/

My parents live across from his parents. He was a total jackhole, with jackhole jerk-entitled friends. You should hate him. He is one-that-should-be hated. (Plus threw jerk parties with drunk idiot friends that drunk drove and killed a neighbors dog.

I think you should say some more here—such a brilliantly-worded riposte clearly deserves more of an in-depth response.

It’s so good.

This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

During the Civil war while it was being debated if we were truly 100% human we supported and gave our lives for white folks. During two world wars we supported and gave our lives even while coming home and being lynched and being told we were unworthy of sitting, earning, eating, and living amongst you. Still we…

So I got a ton of submissions for this and nearly always, 80% of the text was dedicated to explaining what the REAL definition of trolling was. None of this is included in the post because frankly, who gives a shit about maintaining the REAL PURITY of trolling other than trolls? In this case, if people self-identified…

I’m sitting here bowled over by your graciousness and wishing it was workplace-infectious. You’re a tonic, RVC, and I say that with respect. <3

I think you just made about a bajillion lifelong fans around here. Good for you.

Jezebel is a good crowd!

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

I know that. I was kinda joking.