That’s my favorite type of bro. “Tony Soprano is so awesome!” Uh, you didn't actually watch the Sopranos, did you

I think this guy is saying that the mob is good? To me, it sounded like somebody didn’t “get” Goodfellas.

I would like to share my favorite u mad gif.

I will try this as soon as I get off work.

Right, like “Here’s an idea, shove a hamburger in your vagina.”

I’m a librarian. We don’t care what you read—we’re just happy you’re reading. Promise :)

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Projection is exactly the right word. I mean, jesus christ:

Eh? It’s MY facebook page so I’ll post what I like. My family finds it easy to share on facebook so that’s what we do. My kids aren’t the only thing that I post pics of - I am also still me. But if people really can’t stand to see a pic of my kid, they probably don’t need to be friends with me. I don’t need to see 50…

i was telling a colleague about how i often need to restrain myself from posting more baby photos because i don’t want to be one of “those” people, to which she replied “if i can post endless photos of my cats, you can post photos of a human you pushed out of your vagina.”

I don’t have babies anymore; my son is 22 and my daughter is 11. Both have Instagram accounts of their own, to which my 11 year old daughter has friended me, and my 22 year old son has not. I get it, but we are friends on FB, so my job is to help him be mindful of what he posts to keep it from biting him in the ass…

When did people start making engagement photos a thing? Our parents didn’t do that shit, I’m pretty sure. Folks, no1curr.

I did not get a sense of privilege from the second picture. those kids are barefoot in a dirt yard that looks like it has poison ivy in it. If those people are rich, they need to clean up their shit. It honestly looks like the trashy area behind my apartment building, which is full of mosquitoes and smells like feral…

Obviously, what everyone should be looking for: signs that the child was born of a jackal or is attended by devoted nannies and/or Rottweilers.

“I feel like I’m being manipulated into buying into someone’s curated-for-Instagram life. It feels designed to make viewers envious of the photographer. It’s kind of saying, ‘See, my life has meaning AND beauty.’ “

Anyways, I don't really give a shit what Random Internet Friend says. My 82 year old grandmother wants pics, and she kind of takes priority. Unfollow.

Also what the fuck do you think social media is for?

People who get irrationally upset over baby photos freak me out. It is the MOST INNOCUOUS SHIT EVER. No weirder than anything else friends post.

I’ve lately started omitting “just” from work emails with much success. For example, instead of “I just wanted to check/ask/whatever,” write “I wanted to ask” or “I wanted to check”.

It’s helped me to be/sound more direct. Women tend to use indirect writing that makes us sound unsure of ourselves. There’s no need to…

Well, the point here isn’t to use vulgar language, but that replacing an unnecessary word with vulgar language calls out that word that should be omitted (very) from your writing. If you look at the quote from Twain, damn gets removed—and you don’t have “very” weakening your content.