you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

This culture of “Since your Instagram post disappeared. Thought I’d help you find it” is so shamey and passive aggressive. She deleted the stupid post. Why do we browbeat people with their dumb mistakes? I’m tired of moralizing vigilantes who claim to be agents of social justice but actually make the internet a…

I have my IBS and my version comes with urgency. Like, find a toilet right now whether you want to or not.

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

I kind of love that with all the money and resources Martha Stewart has, she’s taking such bad quality photos and posting to IG.

I so, so, so want them to bring back Lara Pulver. She was absolute perfection in this role.

It was trash and the most cringe-worthy part of a cringey cute movie.

The problem is Andy Cohen gave Bethenny too much power. So she essentially runs the show. Carole doesn’t have a storyline so she clings on to Bethenny and they both become insufferable together. Carole is like a walking Pinterest board.

I have been doing this with my chapstick for years. It works especially well with rubber Havianas flip-flops. So far any stick lip balm works well, and I always have it in my bag.

I have no idea who 90% of these people are. How am I this old?

Plus sized women are just going to eat it up anyway, so whatever.

So not only does the booklet cost $12.99 but it also contains recycled content. So Glamour wants to overcharge plus sized women for old information.

Legs up the wall after a tough session is the best.

A very experienced instructor and the studio owner ran into the room as I was attempting one under one of her teachers, and said I should never do headstands. My face was beet red, and other things....she said legs up the wall was great for me.

OH AND ALSO “chic at any size!” is so fucking patronizing.

YOU CAN GET A LISA FRANK VISA CARD

I mean, I’m happy to forget Luke Perry, but damn it, all these years laters I am still asking how funky is your chicken and how loose is your goose. (My goose is totally loose.)