I am going to be the only one... but... the tail grosses me out. 

they have no interest in growing the women’s soccer league because they’ve already decided it’s an afterthought unworthy of their time

Holy shit. NWSL content on Jez?

JESUS CHRIST THEIR FACES ARE SLIDING AROUND ON THEIR FACES. MADNESS REIGNS. THE ELDER GODS WOULD RISE, BUT THEY’RE TOO FUCKING CREEPED OUT.

I loved the play as a kid, but WTF is this shit? Hard pass. 

Are you on a bed or carpet?  Because if you are you need to be aware that someone will come rushing in and throw you onto the nearest wood/tile floor, then stand over you waiting for you to finish. 

Is it minus a point or plus a point that she’s wearing the same thing as Tobin Heath?

Damn, I’m getting old because beyond recognizing the words as like English, 75% of the concepts presented in the article made no sense to me.

All you people in states waiting in line to vote: if you manage to flip anything, please do yourselves a favor and get vote by mail implemented.  I’m in Oregon, and any of us in the US states where vote by mail is how we vote can testify:  this is a far superior system.

I’m in Portland... that top picture looks like me every time I get home from work (minus the polka-dots).

I read the book “It” nonstop over the course of a few days.  From that point on, I would spook at the color combo of orange and blue.

It fucked me up too. I left the stop pulled up on the bathroom sink drain, to prevent it from squirting blood obviously, for an irrationally long period of time. Like until I went to college.

It’s finally happened...

Let me be the first to say:

When I went to Iceland back in June, I was surprised at how far people go to get a picture for social media. Every waterfall I went to that had some sort of protective barrier was completely disregarded by people, including 2 of the people I was traveling with, just because they wanted to get as close as possible for…

What about thumbs? They’re naturally opposable.

do i follow her on instagram and snapchat so that i can wallow in my hatred?

i just need to say something.

Hire a housekeeper. I get it, you’re busy and you never learned how to clean a house. Everyone will also chime in to say your husband could do it and so on. Okay. Still, hire a housekeeper. Knowing CPS won’t get involved in your parental rights is a low standard to set for yourself.

I am happy for her- Khloe seemed to really want to have a child. Kylie may be young but that doesn’t mean she isn’t ready to be a mom. Cool for all of them. I really enjoyed the 10 yr show.