Haven’t seen any of them, but so agree on the titles. Can someone make Death Happens a reality? This guy seems ripe to be mercilessly parodied.

Watching the trailer now, and good lord, the trite...the trite. It feels like a rom-com from the people who thought Crash was deep.

Yeah, why not do all that stuff but shift it by four hours?

Why else would they not notice until he walked out?

But why would him leaving make them notice him? If they didn’t notice him not paying when he took his pizza, why would him leaving make them notice him?

But if that happened, why did they wait until the customer ate and left to ask him if he paid? Wouldn’t it make more sense to ask him before he left the counter?

Agreed. Plus all of the privilege that comes through in the Sex Diary. The writer has this sense of entitlement--this assumption that she can pick out men of color as though they’re toys.

Makes sense...I feel like you don’t become a Real Housewife unless you actively want fame/recognition/etc.

If they were trying to keep their underwear from getting sweaty...why even wear it? I mean I guess a bra would work even over a shirt, but the purpose of panties is to put a layer of cloth between your nether regions and whatever else you’re wearing. Putting it on over your pants...does nothing...

But isn’t that what John wanted? He knew there was no real murder or anything, but he did everything he could to get the producers down to Alabama...I assumed it was because he wanted more an audience to finally share his story.

I didn’t say anything about not listening to children. I just was genuinely curious--I’ve heard of people getting molested and such but never about someone almost getting kidnapped by someone they knew. I just wasn’t sure how the logistics of that would even work...how can you kidnap someone if you live in the same…

How did you know he was trying to kidnap you? Was he asking you to go with him somewhere...but if it’s a family friend, how do you know that’s kidnapping?

I sometimes go without (less and less these days), but only with dresses, since you have to wash those after each wash anyway. Lately it’s just to avoid panty lines with sheer dresses.

Be honest--of all the sweets out there, who actually wanted a healthy lollipop?

Also nonwhite, but at the time I loved it, and her. I still rewatch it as a huge, huge guilty pleasure, but I’m so much more aware of what is problematic about it (and how immature Carrie is)...it’s a fraught relationship!!

That’s not a leather Muppet; that’s Troy McClure.

I’ve never really understood that. I’ve lived in NYC for years and I wear white often in the summer but somehow manage not to end up covered in filth. Either I have a super talent or the city isn’t AS disgusting as we’re told it is?

I use 2-in-1, and I’ve tried using separate shampoo/conditioner occasionally (when traveling, etc.). I’ve even tried the same brand as my 2-in-1 in separate shampoo/conditioner and my hair comes out dry/the conditioner just doesn’t work all the way thru. Never sure what I’m doing wrong...and I have long, super-thick…

Why would you wear workout clothes that can’t go through the washer, though?

Dripping? I’ve...never had workout clothes get so wet that they’re literally dripping liquid. If they’re that wet, wouldn’t you just wash them?!