They do? I never knew that. But also, can you, the layperson, make the judgment call of who is “near death” in the moment? I mean, if I saw someone get impaled by a bike/bleeding, I think I’d just call the ambulance and not think twice—you don’t really know how much blood they’re going to lose waiting.

Seems like a fair question. It’s not a substance most people would have any good reason to possess.

Jafar wears makeup?

See, now THAT’S subtle and delicious.

I’m not sure that it was an ice pick...both in this article and elsewhere, I’m seeing that it was rocks/metal bars.

What dog whistle comments did he make? (I missed the show.)

Really? I’d think the opposite...though maybe that’s b/c I’m a heterosexual woman who’s really not into oral sex (receiving). Blow jobs seem straightforward...with oral sex on a woman, it seems like there are so many different ways...sucking or licking or whatnot...

Agreed! I can’t wait.

They’re both seriously amazing. The only thing that I’m dreading about this season is that it’s the last. :(

What are we supposed to be noticing about Exhibit C?

I remember watching Dumbo a lot as a kid, but when I went to rewatch it as a kid, I pretty much cried through the whole thing. I still really like it, but damn, it’s hard to sit through.

Or wondering if they were kidnapped at age 3 (looking at you, “Face on the Milk Carton” books!).

Actually, they don’t just kill male cubs. It’s any cubs (male or female) sired by another male lion.

“You can tell when a guy is looking at you and thinking disgusting thoughts and porn has just made it 1000x worse.”

Amazing. That makes up for every bad Xmas song I’ve ever had to listen to.

Agreed. After all, after Columbine, it seems everyone was hyperaware of that kind of stuff—turning in kids to the guidance counselor office if creative writing assignments had violence, etc. It seems like becoming overly cautious, like this video seems to suggest we should be, is just as dumb. I’m not sure that there…

The amazing series Masters of Horror (and its episode “Homecoming,” directed by Joe Dante).

Can’t we have any TV shows about nonhorrible people? Like, just one, maybe?

Seconding the Mitchum roll on. (I didn’t actually know it was just for men when I was younger...but it works so well that I don’t even care.) Whenever I’ve tried to use women’s deodorant, it’s just been so ineffective. Mitchum all the way!

But people here say that being overweight doesn’t mean you’re eating tons of food. Why does being thin have to mean you’re constantly depriving yourself? I’ve never once been on a diet and the highest I’ve been is 112...I just don’t understand why women being thinner and still managing to eat what they like is so bad.