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Yes, it sounds creepy and more than a little shady....

Do you have to exfoliate? I never do, and I’ve never noticed any problems. I think it’s one of those things that ad companies have convinced us we need to do.

Is it all that weird that she’s dated only white guys, though? I’m a nonwhite woman who has pretty much done that, and I don’t think it needs some huge explanation...maybe that’s just who she’s happened to have dated.

Wait, what’s wrong with “whip-smart” now?

The WSJ one seems addressed to men, but how is the WaPo one directed at men? “A Shocking Number of College Men Surveyed Admit Coercing a Partner into Sex.” What else should they have said?