So it’s an actual truck—meant for getting stuff done by hauling a lot of stuff—I love it. Such a welcome sight compared to those overbearing crew-cab sedans with the exposed trunks that now pass for “trucks”.

Wish this guy would come across this story and read the comments for a look into what “real world” people think of the massively annoying antics of Youtube douchebags.

The vlogger in question isn’t actually going to sell the truck

Carmax didn’t want your cyberclunk.

I actually want this car, I’ve always liked that era of the Grand Prix, but that price is lunacy. I sincerely hope nobody indulges this guy, in the end it’s a nice looking car from a long-forgotten time, but not special enough for that kind of money.

It’s cool, but I have a feeling we all run around with that one person in the crowd who would constantly call it a “Grand Pricks.”

Like....who buys a Grand Prix in the 90s and decides “This bad boy is going to be a classic some day” and stashes it in their garage within the first year?

Yes, don’t buy a crappy over priced electric car. That also prevents supporting the whinny White Nationalist / Confidence Man known as Mr. Elon Musk...

Fuck that. That’s way too much effort for something that is going to happen all the time. You’re basically washing and polishing your truck every time someone touches it. Yet another reason this truck is beyond stupid.

“I wouldn’t want a Tesla if they were free.”

I’d call this a risky bet. On the one hand a used Model 3 is good way to get a decent performing EV on the Tesla charger network. On the other hand it’s Hertz so there’s a very real possibility of being pulled over and held at gunpoint because they reported the car stolen.

Are we really still pretending that the Model 3 is a legitimate competitor for the 3 series? The build quality isn’t even close to the same standard, the interior is worse than all but the cheapest of economy cars, and it’s somehow even less reliable. Maybe a few years ago you could argue about Tesla having the…

As something you need to rely on? Yeah, probably not a great idea.

They probably plan to sell the same car two or three times each.

I wish the sci-fi future we’d all hoped for hadn’t turned out to be so desperately stupid.

The Garp Theory: A plane has just crashed into this house we are considering buying.  We should buy this house as the chances of this happening again are astronomical.

normally they would be but because this is the cheap option it just bolts in, I suspect somebody forgot to torque the bolts down as that door does not look like it received a lot of pressure before it exited

All failures come down to one of these things:

In honor of the duration of Fruit Stripe's flavor, I will observe five seconds of silence... and that's being generous.