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I think being a working actress over 50 entitles Anjelica Huston to criticize a movie that features women over 50.

Clearly worse without him, BUT 1,000% more fun to watch without him.  Steph and Klay have regressed and just defer to KD.  I hope next year they get their swagger back and become fun to watch again.  Watching KD hit mid range shots all night is boooooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnggggg.

I think Mark Messier is the last guarantee that actually worked and that took a pretty herculean effort on his part. 

I think everyone in this country is so hung up on sex and whatever. It’s just sex.

Is Kyrie going to the Trump Administration?

I appreciate the likely eye contact he made with the starting-to-celebrate bullpen pitcher. 

I’m trying to figure out who is going to end up worse thru the Kyrie trade, and I honestly am not really sure. Cleveland’s stunning front office ineptitude has made it so pretty much any asset they got from trading Kyrie is gone. They got Isiah Thomas (who might still make a roster this year,) Jae Crowder (essentially

I guess if it means getting and keeping AD I could live with Boston signing Kyrie to the huge supermax he’s eligible for, but I don’t think Davis will be anything more than a short-term rental, if they get him at all, and I would way rather see Kyrie earning too much money in New York than in Boston. He’s a sublime

I love how he double clutches the ball - while 3 feet off the ground, body and arm hanging into the bullpen....

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Fucking Giant?

*Tormund Intensify*

You’ve never had a strained calf, then. It’s very painful and could keep a player out for a few weeks. “Strain” is a nice way to say “tear”.

“Sure, I missed a lot of shots, I missed many, many shots. But I also gave us opportunities for an offensive rebound! They never talk about offensive rebounds, and yet the stats show that we lead the league in Offensive Rebound Attempts the past four games. So if you have a problem, go talk to my teammates who failed

I was pretty bummed after the Blue Jackets couldn't get past the Bruins, so this is actually helping a tiny bit. 

The- ugh- Boston Slam is dead, thanks the gods.

Kyrie is the Jay Cutler of the NBA.

What’s been successful? VS is in the middle of a sales slump that’s lasted for at least 4 years, and there’s no reason to think things are going to turn around any time soon. It’s a shitty business strategy to think that what worked for you 10-30 years ago will always continue to work. Retail is an adapt or die

...you do realize preferences in fashion often change every decade or so? If not sooner? If this was still as successful as ever, there wouldn’t be an article about it. The reality is, VS built their brand on a definition of “sexy” that is more 00s than modern.

I don’t think that they realize how being the “first love” is nice, but ultimately dooms them to being a starter brand aimed at teenagers. VS is probably a lot of people’s first loves- their first glimpses as a kid of what being a sexy, grown woman might look like, their first sneaky thong bought with pocket money and

Not fat girl panties (ewww I hate the word panties), but underwear for actual humans with actual human butts.