Sit-down with Bill Simmons would be incompatible with Deadspin’s pivot to short videos.

It pleases me to know that professional NBA players have the same solution to this problem that I do: throw some shit at it.

+1 Crusade

Oh it deserved to win hands-down. You can just tell by Radcliffe’s reaction.

Hernia from Drew picking him up.

Yeah Tottenham really showed-up and it’s frustrating that the only highlight Billy can come up with is one where they royally fucked-up.

He has yet to rise to trade bait status. We have to wait until they’re three days into the winter meetings.

Our mace is dope. They’re mace is lame.

Whoever is #50 on the Patriots probably doesn’t remember being in that game after getting absolutely trucked by Perry.

He would come up in a “let’s remember some guys” way. That’s it for me though.

+1 Jorge Posada chin

I hope your balls didn’t re-explode. Get well soon!

I did sucky.

That was probably the most ridiculous throw of the three.

Good to see Bouye at least TRY to make up for that embarrassment and chase down the field. 

“Don’t box down.”

Why not both?

They’re just upset he’s the prettiest one.

I blame Breaking Bad for keeping this monstrosity in the cultural zeitgeist.

Can you even see over the hood of that thing? I’d like a side-by-side of it next to a Peterbilt Semi.