Freedom Eagles, or Freeagles for short?

For me, volume can be either even numbers *or* multiple of 5, but never any other odd numbers. Thank god I’m not the only one...

For I have but one star to give...

If that happens in 2020, will we have finally hit the Rock Bottom?

9 “paragraphs,” 10 total sentences.

Can someone give this video the Jim Ross treatment?

As is sadly typical of small-time soccer bloggers, today Deadspin readers were on the receiving end of a portentous article by Billy Haisley. The idiot in his pajamas at his dining-room table decided to chuck his shitty blog at the internet, dinging readers right in the frontal lobe.

Third Eye Blind would like to have a word with you...

What is dead may never die.

More important... was the prayer ELITE?

You can do it! Just keep your nose to the grindstone, and reach for the stars!

Ovie should take his President’s Trophies to the White House instead.

Ovie should take his President’s Trophies to the White House instead.

Stay outta Malibu, deadbeat!

Tony Romo as a color analyst made me pine for the halcyon days of Jeem Nantz & Pheel Seems...

In b4 “Fuck Penn State”.

To be fair, he only sang the words he both knew *and* understood...

Messi is better than words, more amazing than metaphors, greater than language allows us to express.

Counterpoint: Hot Drinks are Terrible.

In unrelated news, the Mets unveiled a new logo after the game.