Its a pair of normal pants and a wrap around his stomach/lower ribs from Chewie shooting that emo dick right in the gut with a friggan bowcaster.

“Alexa! Report sexual assault to the Police!”

I, for one, would visit the Butthurt HOF.

Can you ask your basketball source how come LeBron gets to travel every time he touches the ball as if he were Le’Veon Bell waiting for the hole to develop?

Jesus. Does Lee here owe you money or something?

Let’s just hope all these UNC folks didn’t attend fake classes in med school.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

“1992 guys”

As with most things Penguins vs Capitals, the Pens just do it better.

Gah, I wish I could say it was intentional, but alas, a typo.

I can’t decide if your post is funnier if the last word is a typo or intentional...

75. At all relevant times herein, Plaintiff is informed and believes, and on that basis alleges, that the Defendant USOC permits NGBs, such as USAG, to enter into confidential settlement agreements with non-disparagement clauses and/or confidentiality provisions, in violation of California Law, for claims of sexual…

That’s what BIG CAPS wants you to believe.

To be fair, Tomlin spent a lot of time working as a diagnostician under Dr. House so his medical background would almost require him to speak out on the quack.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

Yes.

Oh yessssss, yesssssss. That’s the stuff.

If Marshall Faulk didn’t love and respect women then why would he procreate 6 children with 3 different women!?!

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*