This is criminally under-starred.

Well, they’re not wrong...

Didn’t watch the game, but every TV shot of the U.S. bench was probably like this.

Wouldn’t it make more sense for CLEPD to have every available officer show up to raise it, instead of bailing totally and coming off like the crybaby assholes they seem to be?

That it didn’t matter if you built a wall around the ring, he was already there and he wasn’t leaving?

BAH GAWD KING, THAT’S THE ROCK’S MUSIC!

This is the first time since the redesign that I haven’t accidentally scrolled into the next article. But, have I reached the comment section yet?

Figure it out yet?

This is the only acceptable outcome.

If Bicycle Billy would keep his post this length all of the time, he could crank out two, maybe THREE articles a week!

Wouldn’t they be The Best Cat Owners in Baseball?

Is it mixed birdseed or just sunflower seeds? That may affect the odds.

Catching him outside, specifically on the basepaths, seems to be the cause of this kerfuffle.

I would watch the shit out of that third show.

For all of the commenters complaining about the veracity of this post...

Two things:

This feels like a con. We’ll be seeing a “this was a performance piece about the ridiculousness of social media” story within a couple of days.

So, did they fix the cable?

NO ONE DENIES THIS.

For the love of all that’s holy!