We pretend Legolas wasn’t ever in The Hobbit. Well, because he wasn’t.

Dude’s hung like an elephant...

Hehe... Orlando Bloom can be “happy” to see me anytime.

I’m actually interested, objectively, in what will happen when the GoP nominee isn’t very religious. This has been kinda sidestepped, but this is the first non-religious-as-core GoP nom in the contemporary era with ‘old Ronny being the other one who toed this line a little.

Everything in that plan is awesome... for employees of a startup. If you’re engaging in “startup” as an owner you have millions already.

Her son-in-law is a hedge-fund manager. There is no way Clinton can effectively regulate the financial sector when her child’s family relies on that insane income.

My god... I think Never Mind the Ballots is my November 2016 album.

Zing!

Unilever, maker of inequality and exploitation.

Well, you should have some starring roles in blockbuster films coming up.

So rape is funny?

I dunno. Making a joke about rape that hinges on the subject being raped making them more attractive is kinda like... really messed up?

Rape isn’t a joke.

How about some classic Chumawamba?

Hm. I’m now understanding my aversion to pretty much all you mentioned over the past year or so.

So the University finally decides to get serious about sexual assault, but gets sued because the case they choose to get serious about is against a person who isn’t Caucasian?

Actually, for the 14th Amendment’s Equal Protection Clause race doesn’t even have to be a factor. Most mass arrests for vehicular crimes (such as bikers actually doing illegal stuffs) come from non-vehicular charges such as conspiracy and unlawful assembly or blocking a public roadway.

Just as an aside asking if you got pulled over because you were the only one the cop could actually catch is a bad idea as well.

You know how in school the teacher would tell you off for talking and you’d say “Suzie was talking too!” and the teacher would say “now now, if you got pulled over for speeding you wouldn’t tell the police officer that it’s not fair because someone else ahead of you was speeding, too, would you?”