Given some of your language describing other humans in this post, I think you likely got the day karma planned for you.  Google ableism, then rethink your post.

Two years ago, I got severely, awfully sick (probably the flu). I didn’t go to work for the entire week. It was all I could do just to keep myself drinking liquids and soup and shuffling to bed. The worst part was my husband was traveling for business, so I was all alone, just me and our sweet black cat Libby.

Jameela has centered herself in this conversation and stolen oxygen from people with bodies that would most benefit from the body positivity conversation. She does a shitty job of amplifying the voices of larger bodied people, and a shitty job of including them in her work. She’s basically white feminism but for the…

1. NO

Homeward Bound was one of those movies whose cassettes I wore into the fucking ground watching it over and over again. It kicked off days and days of me daydreaming about being a part of a cool, rich family where every member had a personality-adjacent pet.

“Holistic Poo” is a great garage band name, BTW.

She’s gotta be super into the high one supposedly gets from colonics.

Marianne has a signature emoji 🔮🔮🔮🔮

I’m sure Marianne is ALL about the probiotics. She probably makes her own out of fans’ donations. 

I happen to know the lady on the fainting couch, the cross marketing is actually great and i loved this still of her.

These attacks on reproductive healthcare under the guise of “feminist wellness” make me feeling like I’m fucking unhinged. You know what actually makes you “less vibrant”? Being destroyed by unchecked PCOS symptoms. Oral contraceptives are the only solution—short of having a hysterectomy—that relieve me of the…

Ha! How have I forgotten Chris O’Dowd? This is a crime. He is easily The Most Approachable Chris:

Everyone keeps forgetting Chris Messina on their lists. 

Two well-read teenagers from the suburbs of New York who heard about Gravel on an episode of “Chapo Trap House,”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Tangent: went to see Rocketman over the weekend and I highly recommend it! I didn’t know going in that it was going to be a full-on jukebox musical, but that ended up being a welcome surprise. Much more fun than a regular biopic, and I liked that they actually had Taron Egerton (as well as the two boys who played…

Spindrift is the best by far if you like more flavor. It’s less artificial tasting because there is literally nothing artificial in it, just sparkling water and juice. Grapefruit is my favorite. 

I like it, too. It is ~2x the price, though.

Yes our Costco carries spindrift and it’s better and cheaper than lacroix where we live. I’ve almost been preferring costco’s own brand to lacroix too. 

SPINDRIFT!!!!  The Lemon Spindrift is the best around.