“She is obese to the point where she will have health problems (if she doesn’t already). You’re telling me if she had a choice she’d choose to live like that?”

Yeah I mean I guess it would have been easier to shoot her.

Disagreement and rational discourse is fine. Jumping all over a good politician’s shit like a ravenous dog because they aren’t perfect at everything isn’t. Conflating the two is what got Trump elected. Divide and get conquered.

I’ve learned the past few years that Democrats aren’t allowed to evolve and change their stances for the better, because then they’re “pandering”.

My takeaway from this comments section:

Matt was a good kid blogger. Sad to see how he’s turned out.

I’ve decided that there should be a dating app where the only person who can write and edit your profile is your therapist. Also, they have to sign off on anyone you actually go out with.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

Every reverent Sanders Supporter I know is all about co-opting others pain and suffering through history for their hurt feelings. BernieBro = racial slur. Losing the primary = disenfranchisement.

I know we are not the first group of people to take a hurtful and negative word and make it our own, and through that ownership find solidarity and strength. But I would caution you to remember the origins of that word, the original meaning and intent behind it, and to have some empathy and sensitivity towards those…

He’ll be the homey narrator

He’ll voice the disembodied penis!

I feel like TJ Miller will be in this too.

We say the 5, not the I-5.

I’m in NYC, we had a train derail in Penn station tonight (no injuries), and I’m still only talking about the vegan butthole story.

I didn’t think I would find a reporter saying butthole this hilarious but holy shit, I’m DYING at this.

On the plus side, it’s probably the most publicity this place has ever gotten! On the downside . . . well, everything else.

It’s all my coworkers and I have talked about. Even since we got off work.

I was just in a bar and we made the bartender turn to the local news so we could watch this, then cheered when the story came on. There is literally no on in Memphis who’s not talking about this and it’s AMAZING.