Honestly, my favorite part of the whole series was how accurately it portrayed north county San Diego teenagers. It gave me so many flashbacks to my high school days.

Not joking, literally half of the pictures in my childhood photo album were taken at birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese because a majority of the kids at my elementary school had at least one birthday party there. I was the weird kid who actually liked watching the animatronic show while the other kids crawled around…

I would have LOVED this shit when I was in high school.

Why doesn’t this motherfucker just resign already?

I love this show! The episode about police brutality from last year was so well done, that moment when they’re talking about Obama getting out of the limo during his inaugural parade...WOW...I totally broke out in tears when watching that scene.

On a semi-related note, I believe on his most recent tour he donated a portion of his ticket sales to Planned Parenthood, which is pretty cool.

It’s embarrassing to admit, but it’s Taco Bell for me. Cheese quesadilla. I’m gross, I know.

There are moments when I forget how much men hate women. But goddamn it, if shit like this doesn’t immediately snap me back into reality.

The reasoning behind this bill pisses me off (In an ideal world, I believe abortion would be on demand, paid for by public funds, etc.), but also theoretically shouldn’t insurance companies be legally allowed to cover whatever procedure they want?

I’d do it mainly to trick him into giving me the pee tape.

Woo hoo! I’ll be there for a second year in a row! I’m glad you’re not doing a panel with Tomi again, she was unbearable to listen to.

I watched the first few episodes last night and really tried to like it, but the characters are just so uuggghhh. Keegan-Micheal Key is usually such a delight, but for some reason he’s just too much on this show. IDK, maybe I’m just tired of watching shows about glamorous people complaining about their glamorous…

But waiting to a leave a racist, homophobic, sexist political party until it personally affects you is the most Republican thing he could do!

I feel like TJ Miller will be in this too.

They said the word “butthole” on the local news story.

And it’s not like all animals eat their placenta and we’re the only ones who don’t do it. There are some mammals that eat it, and also some that don’t. IDK why people assume that humans are supposed to eat theirs.

She’s a sexy woman with a sexy man doing sexy things in a pool. I fully support this and am fully jealous of her life at the moment.

No, they’re older. He’s just a little younger than them though.

I love, love, love Kacey Musgraves.

There was literally a moment when he was walking in the room that I thought, “Wait, is Comey kind of hot?” I think it was the height thing. But then he said his age and I was like, “Aghh, he’s almost as old as my parents, no, no, no.”