What no gif or reference to the compulsive masturbater in some random episode in season one of Sons of Anarchy?

Out of curiosity, I wonder how much they would have been billed if they showed up with the kids?

You’re right! I often think about how hard other people have fought to get an education, and here in America, lots of people don’t even care. They don’t want to learn science, history, civics or algebra. Many of them don’t even want to learn basic math or spelling and grammar!

Many intellectually-lazy Americans are…

I attended a happy hour at your fine restaurant on March 26th. The bill came to be $12.10 and I added a tip of $3.90 so the total was $15. However when I checked my credit card bill today, the amount that was charged to my card is $16. Someone may have made a mistake while entering the amount.

This kind of crap…

Maybe if more states do what Oregon and California are doing and make voter registration opt-out rather than opt-in, more people will vote.

I don’t have any facts and figures, and maybe i’m talking out of my ass here, but I’m pretty sure Jeb! got a lot of “free stuff” from his Mommy and Daddy and his Grandaddy, etc. I especially hate the whole “ain’t nothin’ free in this life, you got to earn it!!” line coming from people who were trust-fund babies.

Are you seriously going to argue semantics all night? Or are you just really, really obtuse?

It’s like pro-life groups. Everyone knows they are not really “pro-life” that’s just the title they gave themselves. yes, it’s a misnomer. Most of them don’t care about the mother’s life. They don’t care much about the lives of…

What I hate even more than the event invites are the people who decide to send out group messages on facebook to everyone they ever met and THEN, your phone chimes off every sixteen seconds for the next 12 hours while six people decide to reply to the thread over and over again with every emoticon they can find for no…

Is this your first time on the internet? I should warn you, it’s a really scary place.

That’s totally what I would have told them, too.

Ug! People are so stupid! There needs to be a stupid tax.

My husband had a similar argument (but only once or twice) with someone he knows during that time. Some guy kept going on and on about how good the government shutdown was, how the government is the enemy, how ha ha somehow the government shut down was “showing…

Whenever they use the phrase “evolutionary biology” it makes my brain hurt, too.

I apologize that you felt I was insulting Gawker Media employees. Unlike them I am not a professional writer so perhaps MY word choice was wrong. I was trying to point out that she chose two words in an article and try to change the entire point of the article, which was ridiculous.

I’m a little relieved to hear that In-n-Out burger has a secret menu. When one opened up locally (Texas) about a year ago, everyone acted all excited about it. But when I tried it, I found it to be the most boring burger and fries I’d ever had. I couldn’t understand the hype. I guess this was because I was not…

A friend on facebook once posted a long work-place poo rant. Apparently she’d gone into the bathroom and smelled it up a bit. Shortly after she came out, another coworker went in, and when the coworker came out, the coworker was making a big deal about how bad it stunk and that the person who was in there before her…

The doorknob sticks so I always take my phone because I just know that I’m going to get stuck in there some day.

This is my life-long phobia. As a kid, my sister got trapped in the bathroom at our house (lock broke) and we had to wait until Dad got home to get her out. So my entire life I’ve had a fear of getting…

But even that wasn’t making fun of the parents. It was pointing out that the company was getting lots of complaints from angry parents. Even the “medium well” part wasn’t mocking parents or even the kids. Okay, so it was kind of a joke about how burnt everyone was, but it wasn’t just silliness, not meanness or saying…

Did I read a different article than you did? The one I read was making fun of the company and their shitty sunscreen.

My A/C is out and I’m waiting for the repairman. In Texas. I’d just settle for being anywhere with A/C right now! lol

I suppose we’ll have to disagree. Maybe you read horror stories to your children at night, but the last thing I want to do is tell an eight-year-old is about the horrors of slavery, torture, abuse, hopelessness, etc. I also think all the political structures that protected slavery, Jim Crow, and mass incarceration,…

I just feel bad for the kids.