They tell virgin guys to go fuck a dildo? Really? Maybe I travel in different circles, but I don't know the hairy palms and sex rags jokes hurled at men, either. Maybe because I'm not a guy? (I don't think I've ever met a guy with hairy palms before, but I guess the joke is supposed to make fun of men with hairy…

And aren't you adorable that you just learned condescension and can't wait to try it out on some stranger on the internet!

The fact that you are pissed that a celebrity gossip column doesn't cover your favorite non-celebrity gossip news story because you can't figure out anywhere else on the internet to read about it…

Do you not understand the internet? Try going to google.com and type in the topic you are interested in and search for it. You may want to click on the "news" tab when the results come up. Then you can read news articles about the topic of your choice. It's awesome! You should try it sometime!

I prefer to support the independent farmers, so I generally go to them even if it is out of my way.

You should be buying those things at the farmers market!

It looks like someone gave her a quick dusting all over (there's more pictures of this event where she has white knees, too) and it just settled in certain areas.

Why? What's the point of applying it everywhere? I'm confused.

What is the normal response time for the fire department? I honestly don't know, so I'm just asking if anyone has an idea. Is this a slow response time or is this average? If average, I might need to invest in my own fire hose, just in case.

(The newscasters say they've been watching it burn for 15 minutes, so I'm…

I'm with you about erring on the side of caution. I hate that some people think we have to wait until she's been sexually abused to have a problem with it. Maybe this picture and situation were totally innocent. But then, everything is totally innocent until it's NOT.

I guess I've just heard too many stories about…

Letting them start kindergarten a year late is not new and it's not quite the same as redshirting.

Maybe you need better friends?

(Hey, I've got to ask, as I've never seen plates thrown at anyone, friend, relative or stranger.)

I don't like the idea of people's wages being dependent on whims

That's how I feel, too. I've had bad service in other industries, but I didn't get to dock their pay to "get even." So why is it okay to do it to your waitress?

It would be so satisfying, though, to find out where some of these jerks (the who brag about…

I try to avoid eating at any chain and rather eat at small independent restaurants or small, local chains. However, I can't be certain they treat their employees any better, especially in an at-will state. I just hope for the best for their employees.

Yes, it's always a woman's fault when a man behaves badly. Sexism and racism generally go hand in hand, so you're not surprising or original.

My suggestion would be to dump all the additional screenings and run everyone through the metal detector like they did in the olden days pre-9/11.

Is the assumption that the potential terrorist can't pass a background check? I'm figuring they could find someone who could. Then all he has to do is plan a few months/years in advance and not use anything metal in his bag of tricks.

We were told the ridiculous additional security screening was to foil terrorists.…

You must be white.

/obligatory

I saw it covered over on Defamer today:

http://defamer.gawker.com/jodie-foster-m…

This is something my brother's wives don't figure out. Each one (aside from the first) met him while he was married to the last one. He's currently on the 4th...

(My brother is a great guy. Funny. Smart (about most things). Very handsome. Active. Charming. Good job. Great friend. Terrrrrrible husband.)

I'd find it incredibly satisfying if the show had a scene where she calls up the first wife and apologizes. Probably won't happen, but I'd like to see it.

I have this bizarre, irrational fear that during sex the bed could collapse and smash any cats hiding under it. I hope I didn't just give you a new phobia, too.