And on behalf of users, I would just like to point out take making users periodically reset their password is no longer considered good security practice, so stop doing it maybe you wouldn’t have so many people locking themselves out.

Bravo. If you had worked “Paraag Marathe” into the rhyme scheme, we might be talking Nobel Prize.

On behalf of the parts of the east coast that aren’t the mid Atlantic:

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

At least Ichiro didn’t make opening day a funeral every year. For about 7 years we boo’d that savage King Felix as he mowed down our lineups like the dry grass they were.

Why is it weird that she doesn’t make herself immediately available to:

You don’t actually have to say anything

The main takeaway I had regarding the season opener is just how little has changed for any of the characters with maybe the exception of Frankie. The idea that Vincent and Abby are still together and in almost the exact same spot where we left them 8 years later seems absurd to me. There is hardly even any personnel…

I didn’t go on family trips the last couple years because we had an old dog with health issues. We weren’t going to put her in a kennel and I didn’t feel comfortable having a dog sitter, so I stayed home to take care of our little one.

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

That or “Peppermint roll!”

In [gag] defense [retch] of [convulse] Phillies fans [projectile vomit]:

High salaries do *not* drive up ticket prices, concessions, etc. I wrote a whole book chapter on that once:

A big part of the issue is the pay disparity across the career of the football players. As a first-round draft pick and a highly-compensated position player, Andrew Luck is the exception, not the norm. He made just over $100M, and in spite of that we are still getting sound bites of Irsay lamenting he is leaving 5X…

Because someone is gonna kill him when he tries to rape them?

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

He should do another made up team like the “Houston Texans” next.

Amy would be fine except she burned Jo’s manuscript. I would never have forgiven that little bitch. But the real trash is Marmee and the girls’ dad. You are too old to fight in a war sir come home and take care of your family so they don’t starve. And let Amy have a fucking orange on Christmas, Marmee. Ah, I feel…