I’m very pro-union. I don’t think a union makes sense for us. Does that work?

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

My guess is Barstool fans have a pretty nuanced take on union advocates in sports. I’m guessing they think of Andy Messersmith as being a team-first, scrappy and hustling labor man as opposed to Curt Flood and his athletic, showboating, individualistic take on worker’s rights. 

He’s not winning shit in Arizona without Luis Gonzalez ‘roided to the bejesus belt.

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism” and went on from there. “It’s irresponsible to use the word ‘white nationalim’ (sic) as it spreads a false narrative that it’s negative to be proud of your country.”

Oh my God, fuck you, lady.

Wife Guy Summer continues apace.

The MIL uses her phone in speakerphone mode almost exclusively. She’s also convinced Amazon and the CIA are spying on her. I think they, like the rest of us, can’t help but overhear her phone conversations. 

Rick was too good, too kind for what the internet became.

Unfortunately, in this medium, sometimes we swing and miss, and this was definitely a miss.

Come on.

If every fire-ass Marlins tweet doesn’t end with Derek Jeter sending a gift basket to the recipient, what is the Miami social media team even doing?

I mean he died 13 years ago is it really too soon to make a joke about it?

This is such a fucking bad take. Go back to barstool.

Of fucking course, it’s assault, not just creepy. Consent happens before sexual contact, not after, dipshit.

OMG! The same thing happened to me....well, very close. I had completely forgotten about it till this story....I was 15. These MeToo stories are causing A LOT of repressed memories to bubble up. Not sure if I want to remember them all.

He didn’t “make a pass.” She was unable to provide consent for his kissing, roaming hands, etc. as she was sleeping. Sleeping people can’t provide consent.

Lol fuck off troll

I’m glad Ashley came forward. USFS has a lot explaining to do since Ashley spoke to them in February, before Bridget Namiotka went public with her own story about being sexually abused by John Coughlin, USFS was silent and let people attack Bridget without mercy even though they had spoke to Wagner. Dalilah…

How the fuck am I not on this list

Rob Iracane, obviously.